I know I'm not the only one in the world who detests Christmas Shopping - but my days I need a rant. Luckily I had finished my all my shopping last week, but my brother, being the silly idiot that he is - really hasn't even started.

So.....there I was traipsing around with my brother trying not to get in the way of people that were actually running - yes running - people that actually looked like they were on Supermarket Sweep - on some kind of mission to get everything they need in the space of ten minutes. Pity no Dale Winton ay.....

All the shops have got huge sales on aswell - the one time I haven't got no bloody money either. I like to shop, don't get me wrong - but Xmas shopping is a whole different task - I like shopping at my own pace, browsing, taking my time to decide what to buy. I take so long to decide. And that is why I don't do Christmas shopping.

But Xmas is shite anyways.........

So.......to end on that really pleasant note......

have a nice Christmas everybody - going to listen to a little Cliff

x